"Woo Hoo, We Won!"
Because you are in a happy home! Every one of your relatives voted for Trump. Every last one because your parents did not raise fools.
They may have tattoos and piercings.
Their hair may be purple or green.
But when it came to their voting.
They did not vote for The Queen.
You may not have seen them in a while.
You may not recognize each child.
But joyously you will smile.
Knowing they're Trump's rank-and-file.
Who knows what tomorrow will bring?
Who (besides me) predicted this event?
But giggle at what is not happening:
Hillary Clinton's not President.