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Wednesday, October 05, 2016

Hillary rolls out ManBearPig to attract young voters

Andrea Mitchell was all giddy. Her fellow sexagenarian and girlfriend, Hillary Clinton, may sign up Al Gore to attract the millennial vote.

After the Krazy Kaine crashed and burned in last night's debate, Mitchell told MSNBC viewers the good news:
One other thing, there’s been a lot of talk about Al Gore. Where is Al Gore?
He endorsed Hillary Clinton. Famously, they had a very difficult relationship at the tail end, of course, of the second term of the Bill Clinton administration. Now there is a report that he will be campaigning.
I was told it is not a done deal, that they don’t want to announce it tonight. But they are very close to announcing that Al Gore will be helping Hillary Clinton trying to win over those millennials who have been so reluctant to join forces with the Clinton campaign.
Um, yes, I suggest that Mitchell look up "ManBearPig." (I'd say Google, but then I would have to explain that to her as well.)

You see there is this satirical cartoon show called South Park. It mocked the tar out of Al Gore's gloom-and-doom predictions. Millennials likely consider him to be a bigger joke than Dan Quayle.

By the way, I thank her for reminding me that the Clintons and the Gores did not get along. The Clintons and the Obamas don't get along.


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  1. Nobody gets along with them.

    Many find it fatal.

  2. Al Gore must be weighing up whether he wants to reactivate his association with such a political Typhoid Mary.

  3. remind them or inform the kids of the attempt at censorship tipper and al tried. you know the parents music research council or something like that....that should go over really well too
    never miss an opportunity to show just what shits these people really are.

    1. Sadly, the widow of Frank Zappa gave money to Gore
      ("I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone's teeth get cleaner?")

  4. Gore needs the Harpy elected in order to keep his AGW Manbearpig scam going.

    It is all and only ever about the dead presidents with these people.

    Steve in Greensboro

  5. "tail end, of course, of the second term of the Bill Clinton" Tail end and Bill Clinton in the same sentence makes me go "heh, heh, heh".