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Saturday, August 20, 2016

Who said it? National Review or Michael Moore?

One of the benefits of Trump's candidacy is that it has separated conservatives from the fake, phony, DC-centric posers. Michael Moore is sounding like the National Review these days. Or maybe it is the other way around.

In April, the once-credible John Fund of the National Review wrote, "Donald Trump: The Art of Self-Sabotage."

He parroted the Cheri Jacobus scorned-consultant line that Trump was not a serious candidate. Never mind that at the time, Trump had lost about a hundred million in endorsements and other business deals, while at the same time ponying up $43 million of his own money in his "unserious" campaign.

From John Fund:
To all outward appearances, Trump seems to be engaged in a form of self-sabotaging behavior in which people both move toward a goal and then from deep within do things to defeat themselves. Even Trump’s friends are wondering what’s going on. “I can tell you, having worked for Trump for almost forty years, on and off, no one puts words in his mouth,” longtime Trump strategist Roger Stone told GQ magazine this week. “Trump is better than his campaign. . . . So only Trump can tell you why Trump does the things Trump does.” Last fall, as Trump rose to giddying heights in the polls, a group of his staffers sat around the office imagining what the reaction of their boss would be if he actually won the presidency. One told me: “We concluded that he really would say, ‘Guys, what did you do to me? I had a great life. Now I have to move to the White House?’”
Now, four months later, Michael Moore repeats this line of reasoning:
Donald Trump never actually wanted to be President of the United States. I know this for a fact. I’m not going to say how I know it. I’m not saying that Trump and I shared the same agent or lawyer or stylist or, if we did, that that would have anything to do with anything. And I’m certainly not saying that I ever overheard anything at those agencies or in the hallways of NBC or anywhere else. But there are certain people reading this right now, they know who they are, and they know that every word in the following paragraphs actually happened.
Trump was unhappy with his deal as host and star of his hit NBC show, “The Apprentice” (and “The Celebrity Apprentice”). Simply put, he wanted more money. He had floated the idea before of possibly running for president in the hopes that the attention from that would make his negotiating position stronger. But he knew, as the self-proclaimed king of the dealmakers, that saying you’re going to do something is bupkus — DOING it is what makes the bastards sit up and pay attention.
Fund ended his piece:
No one knows how the Trump drama will play out, but if indeed he contributes to his own loss of the nomination the consequences for politics will be, to borrow a Trump word, sad. The legitimate anger and cynicism toward Washington that is felt by many of his supporters may be channeled into unproductive behavior and their alienation only enhanced. Far from Making America Great Again, Donald Trump might wind up leaving his supporters even more powerless and feeling like Trump’s Chumps.
Trump got 500 more delegates than the 1,237 he needed.

Moore ended his piece:
Don, if you’re reading this, do it soon. Give your pathetic party a chance to pick up the pieces and nominate Ryan or Romney so they can be the ones to lose the White House, the Senate, the House and yes, praise Jesus and the Notorious RBG, the Supreme Court. Don’t be too hard on yourself. You’re only the logical conclusion to a party that has lived off the currency of racism and bigotry and fellating the 1% for decades, and now their Trump has come home to roost.
Maybe the National Review should hire Moore. It would be a great fit. Neither one of them has a handle on reality.

But maybe not. Moore seems to be a little more honest -- and reluctant -- in his support of Hillary.


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  1. I'm Michael Moore ... and the rest of the world is not.

    Thus Nature balances itself.

  2. That's going to need more ballast there, bro.

    -Mikey NTH

  3. Precisely. Trump has separated the wheat from the chaff. We need fewer GOPe like Sen Ted Cruz, Sen Ben Sasse, Sen Mike Lee, Rep Justin Amash, J.C. Watts, Milton Wolf (KS dodged a bullet there!), and more True Conservatives like Sen Mitch McConnell, Sen Pat Roberts, John Boehner and Bob Dole.

    1. Good sarcastic parody needs to be at least a little bit funny. Keep trying. I'm sure you'll get the hang of it.

  4. What I the diff between NRO an M. Moore?
    Pleas explain

    1. One's a Fat Cat magazine and website; the other's a fat man. Both untrustworthy, though. Mikey has seniority on that, though.