#ParanoidHillary's bright idea is to defend her health with PICKLES! pic.twitter.com/SHdhg5M1CD
— Dirk J All Day (@DJD_Allday) August 26, 2016
I need more info here. I know she opened a pre-opened jar of pickles, but I'm not making the jump here.
Neither am I...except that a black woman I used to work with swore by pickles. Said they helped with everything from rheumatism to high blood pressure to cancer. Can't say I believed her, but I do love a Clausen with my burger! Also a cold draft beer. A little Jimmy Buffett there...
The jump is:"Hillary, they say you are unhealthy."*opens pickle jar*"Wow! You opened a jar! You must be healthy! Case closed, losers!"-Mikey NTH
Bet they're halal rather than kosher.
Dave, you are quick and deadly on the draw, brother! Good one...
Hillary swears by pickles; Huma swears by weiners. Whatever, they're both phallic symbols.
Actually, I think they both swear by oysters. But I could be wrong...
Hillary is wasted on Washington, when Soviet Tractor Weekly still needs a Miss February.