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Friday, August 26, 2016

Tweet of the day

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  1. I need more info here. I know she opened a pre-opened jar of pickles, but I'm not making the jump here.

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    1. Neither am I...except that a black woman I used to work with swore by pickles. Said they helped with everything from rheumatism to high blood pressure to cancer. Can't say I believed her, but I do love a Clausen with my burger! Also a cold draft beer. A little Jimmy Buffett there...

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    2. The jump is:
      "Hillary, they say you are unhealthy."
      *opens pickle jar*
      "Wow! You opened a jar! You must be healthy! Case closed, losers!"

      -Mikey NTH

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    1. Dave, you are quick and deadly on the draw, brother! Good one...

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  3. Hillary swears by pickles; Huma swears by weiners. Whatever, they're both phallic symbols.

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    1. Actually, I think they both swear by oysters. But I could be wrong...

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    2. Hillary is wasted on Washington, when Soviet Tractor Weekly still needs a Miss February.

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