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Monday, August 29, 2016

Hillary is healthy as a horse

Hillary is healthy as a horse. Don't just take my word for it. The Huffington Post -- the new BFF of National Review writers -- says so.

From the Huffington Post:
Hillary Clinton's Health Is Superb (Aside From Seizures, Lesions, Adrenaline Pens)
Hillary Clinton: Stronger Together. How strong? Well, the great woman's health is excellent, superb even. Her heart and mind one hundred thousand times stronger than the strongest beams of steel that built our great American cities more than a century ago. Her soul a shining exemplar of selflessness, service, and humility, her footing sound... wait, are we talking about the same person here?!
The same Hillary Clinton who recently became the latest unintentional star of YouTube, with a truly endless upload stream of videos purporting to show Hillary Clinton wildly seizing up when several reporters begin questioning her at once? Yes, the same Hillary Clinton who became the star of this Paul Joseph Watson video, attracting 3,554,177 views since it was uploaded on August 4th:

Yep, she is healthy as a horse. And the horse I have in mind is Secretariat, who died in 1989.


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  1. The word "spavined" comes to mind.

  2. If she was a horse, she'd have been put out of her misery.

  3. Never thought of Hillary as a horse,pig, yes, but not a horse...
    Sort of an Orwell Pig...

  4. I remember back in the 1980's I saw a clip of Soviet leader Konstantin Chernenko and someone had dubbed over it. "I am fit as fiddle, strong as bull! Oh, this piece of paper is so heavy, must put it down."
    Of course his hand was shaking as he put down the sheet of paper.

    -Mikey NTH

  5. I always knew Hillary had a screw loose, but something is seriously wrong with her. - Elric

  6. "HuffPo Terminates Journalist, Deletes Story Questioning Hillary’s Health"

    1. Can't have no negativity at the PuffHo!

    2. Orwell. 1984. That person went to Room 101. Thoughtcrime.

  7. More like a donkey. Go on, America, place a wager on her. If you want to bet your ass.

  8. Health insurance has proven itself of great help and financial aid in certain cases when events turn out unexpectedly.
    Health is wealth