Remember last summer when a writer for the National Review wrote: "In Trump’s boat, the master stateroom has a tortoise-shell (the chic, endangered variety) ceiling and the master bedroom has its own barber chair for touching up that famous toupee..."
Ah, another great insight from our political experts in Washington.
The Daily Mail decided to find out the real scoop on Trump's hair. It is a fun read:
Donald Trump's hair has been a hot topic of discussion long before his name landed on the Republican presidential ticket, and now his former hairdresser is revealing its secrets.
Amy Lasch, 52, worked with the Donald on the early seasons of The Apprentice, where she found out that his famous golden locks were 100 percent real.
Lasch was shocked when she found that she could barely comb through his mane, which was 'solid and matted' because Trump applied so much gel to it every day(Sings) Brylcreem -- a tub of it'll do ya/ Brylcreem -- you look so debonair/ Brylcreem -- the girls will all pursue ya / They won't get their fingers in your hair!
Looks matter. He looks good. His critics know this, which is why they ridicule his appearance. Dehuanizing people is a Saul Alinsky tactic. Jonah Goldberg diminished himself when he called Trump's skin color "Creamsicle-orange." Don't worry. In my book I also admonish Trump for calling people clowns. The way top change the political discourse is to change yours.
Trump's hair is a mixture of silver and gold that makes him the lion -- the king of the political jungle.
Do not underestimate the power of the hair. Hillary's is not bad, but his is superior.
His dress-for-success attire serves him well, as it stands presidential in contrast to his many, many moments when he does not sound presidential. The blue denim shirt and tan khakis look popularized by George W. Bush has given way to an, ahem, more suitable style. Trump is urban, Bush is not. The idea is to project who you are.
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