I have urine samples cleaner then Hillary
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) July 7, 2016
I can do Jose one better. I've seen cleaner solids in my cat's litter box.
I've seen porta potties cleaner than Hillary. [/rimshot]
Want to impersonate Hillary Clinton's voice?Start with the Wicked Witch of the West, and then tighten her ass a little.