The actual St. Paul Police Department press release:
They would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for that meddling house in the way.
A replica Scooby-Doo "Mystery Machine was stolen last night ... and then crashed into a Dayton's Bluff home around 3 a.m.
Two possible suspects have been identified.Scooby Dooby Doo, where are you?
You are wanted for questioning.
Better bring a lawyer.