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Sunday, May 15, 2016

St. Paul PD press release is a hoot

The actual St. Paul Police Department press release:

They would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for that meddling house in the way.
A replica Scooby-Doo "Mystery Machine was stolen last night ... and then crashed into a Dayton's Bluff home around 3 a.m.
Two possible suspects have been identified.
Scooby Dooby Doo, where are you?

You are wanted for questioning.

Better bring a lawyer.


  1. Honest, officer, the house ran right out in front of me, no lights, no nothin'!

  2. I hope no jump the shark celebrities were involved.