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Monday, May 23, 2016

Even golf will be great again under President Trump

8 comments:

  1. Ivanka drives the ball off the tee in her dress and heels easily better than obama, who despite years of practice remains a gawky hacker with no game.

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    1. How did her dress and heels get on the ball? Inquiring minds want to know.

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    2. You read it wrong. The heels and dress were on the tee, not the ball.

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    3. They weren't still on her, then. That photo was taken too soon! I'd have said it this way: "Ivanka, in her dress and heels, drives the ball off the tee better than Obama..."

      I (not you) is a grammarian.

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  2. But he only wears heels on dates.

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  3. Ignore all the birds, my dear. They're only waiting to pounce on the worms.

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  4. I've played golf since I was 5. I've also seen some undercover video of Barry's swing. It is a complete, unmitigated disaster...just like his presidency. Ivanka could give him a shot a hole and still stomp his ass.

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