This school clearly didn't learn any lessons from 'Boaty McBoatface' https://t.co/deiNMpNcwA pic.twitter.com/i0XwHRb7tX
— indy100 (@indy100) April 24, 2016
Given that it's in Austin, I like Waller Creek Elementary School. Naming stuff like that after people often causes problems. Being an Air Force brat, when my dad was stationed at Langley AFB I went to Jefferson Davis Jr High School. When asked where that was, I used to tell people it was right down the street from Benedict Arnold Elementary.
Au contraire! They did learn from Boaty McBoatface. I'd suggest Tree's Breeze, but maybe Appomattox Elementary (My Dear Watson)would be appropriate.
David Duke Elementary. That'll teach 'em.