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Wednesday, March 09, 2016

Keith Olbermann hates his landlord

Limo lib Keith Olbermann is moving out of his apartment because he hates Trump -- and the American people who are voting for Trump.

From his column in the Washington Post:
Okay, Donnie, you win.
I’m moving out.
Not moving out of the country — not yet anyway. I’m merely moving out of one of New York’s many buildings slathered in equal portions with gratuitous gold and the name “Trump.” Nine largely happy years with an excellent staff and an excellent reputation (until recently, anyway) — but I’m out of here.
I’m getting out because of the degree to which the very name “Trump” has degraded the public discourse and the nation itself. I can’t hear, or see, or say that name any longer without spitting. Frankly, I’m running out of Trump spit.
And, yes, I’m fully aware that I’m blaming a guy with the historically unique fashion combination of a cheap baseball cap and Oompa Loompa makeup for coarsening politics even though, out of the two of us, I’m the one who has promulgated a “Worst Persons in the World” list for most of the past decade. That’s how vulgar this has all become. It’s worse even than Worst Persons.
This is the campaign of a PG-rated cartoon character running for president, interrupting a string of insults the rest of us abandoned in the seventh grade only long enough to resume a concurrent string of half-crazed boasts: We’re gonna start winning again! We’re gonna build an eleventy-billion-foot-high wall! We’re not gonna pay a lot for this muffler!
All this coarseness is largely masking the truth that the Trump campaign is entirely about coarseness. Take away the unmappable comb-over and the unstoppable mouth and the Freudian-rich debates about genitalia, and there is no Trump campaign. Donald Trump’s few forays into actual issues suggest he is startlingly unaware of how the presidency or even ordinary governance works.
Speaking of coarseness, isn't making fun of a person's skin color rather crude?

At one point, he made fun of Trump's contractors.

If they do such shoddy work, why did he move into a Trump building?


My post-nomination will not include Olbermann. But it will be yuuge.


  1. K.O. hates Trump and the American people. The feeling is mutual. On the other hand, he admits he's very happy with the way the building is run. Isn't that an endorsement of Trump's competence? If I were Trump, I'd consider using this in my campaign to attract the votes of the yuuuuuge audience of K.O. haters.

  2. What's really rich is Doberman talking about Trump degrading the public discourse.

  3. Like Trump really cares. Don't let the door hit you in the ass Keith.

  4. He thinks he's doing his Evil Overlady's work, but he just came within a hair's breadth of bringing Evillene bad news.

  5. Great rant, Keith! Olbermann for VP!

  6. Great rant, Keith! Olbermann for VP!

  7. From Olbermann's column: "Nine largely happy years with an excellent staff and an excellent reputation", and yet NOW he claims there's shoddy workmanship? But it's Olbermann so why am I not surprised? Here's hoping that he joins the other celebretards who will move to Canada, or Venezuela, or Cuba or some other country when Trump wins the general election.