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Wednesday, January 27, 2016

Appropriate campaign songs


"Breaking The Law" by Judas Priest.

No? How about "Wipe Out" by the Surfaris?

"Liar, Liar" by the Castaways!


"The Old Man Down The Road" by John Fogarty.

No? "Eat The Rich" by Motörhead?

"The Charleston!"


"My Daddy Is President" by Little Joann.

No? "I'm Tired" by Lily Von Schtupp?

"Already Gone" by the Eagles!


"I Wanna Be Rich " by Calloway.

No? "Looking Out For No. 1" by Bachman Turner Overdrive?

"Another Brick In The Wall" by Pink Floyd?

"Foxy Lady" by Jimi Hendrix!


"Oh Canada."


"Sunshine (State) Superman" by Donovan?

No? "Flipper"!!!!!


  1. I say "Oh Canada" is a No Go! Howzabout "Long Tall Texan"? He "enforces justice by the law". Hillary can't say that!

  2. Forget the candidates! We need a campaign song for the voters! I nominate "They're Coming to Take me Away"

  3. I can't wait until Hillary's song switches to "In The Jailhouse Now," "Jailhouse Blues," or "Folsom Prison Blues." - Elric

  4. Hillary IS Lily Von Schtupp. Listen to the lyrics: she's sick (according to Drudge), she's tired (look at the lines in her face), she's Bushed (like every Lib she's got BDS), and everything below her waist is kaput (consider her choice of clothes). Yep, Hillary is Lily, and that video sums up her campaign for president in a nutshell.

    On the other hand, some might agree with me that her current campaign more resembles Napoleon's invasion of Russia in 1812. I'm waiting to see if her retreat from Iowa leaves as many fatalities among her army of supporters as did Napoleon's winter retreat from Russia.

  5. I nominate Invincible for us common slugs.