Yesterday the Washington Post made fun of Ted Cruz's daughters and depicted them as monkeys, today he turns tables pic.twitter.com/j0VhWhqgOT
— Wayne Dupree™ (@WayneDupreeShow) December 23, 2015
We could have had more fun with Cruz's retort if instead of using Dachshund he made the dogs Maltese, a very popular lady's lapdog, or better yet, Shih Tzu, which would lend itself to much off-color word play. The dax is, after all, a decent breed of dog, but the others are way too foo foo for any red-blooded American.
Oh really, you have impugned the honor of my Maltese. A truly brave and loving animal. I demand satisfaction in two days at noon, out back with pistols.
In Fairness, he needed the dachs' length for the names. But as you say. Lap Dog Media.
To Anon: My pet lop eared rabbit could take your Maltese with one ear tied behind his head.Merry Christmas and a prosperous New Year to Don and to all of Don's loyal readers.
No,no,no those bunnys are dangerous, Jimma done told us.
Them attack bunnys is vishus!
I read somewhere else, possibly Insty, that to be more realistic, the dogs should have been shown humping her legs.