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Friday, December 04, 2015

Paul Ryan wants to be Aaron Rodgers

Am I alone in thinking House Speaker Paul Ryan, R-Wisconsin, is trying to look like the popular quarterback for the Green Bay Packers? If so, smooth move.

Sadly, no Ohio politician can do that -- because the Browns change quarterbacks every week.


  1. If Ryan wants to pass the omnibus appropriations bill without the amendments and support of the Republicans, it will take a Hail Mary pass of epic proportions.

  2. I'd want to be Aaron too, because having Olivia Munn comes along with being Aaron.

  3. I'm also guessing that no Ohio politician is going to dye their hair to look like the Red Rifle in Cincinnati. I guess John Boehner's tan is as close as that gets.