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Saturday, October 17, 2015

Son of sixth-place candidate says third-place candidate should drop out

The inarticulate son of Jeb Bush -- Jeb Jr. -- wants Marco Rubio to drop out of the presidential race because he misses about a third of the votes. Sayeth John Ellis Bush Jr.:
"As a Floridian, I'm a little disappointed, because he's missing, like, 35 percent of his votes. And it's just, kind of, like, dude, you know, either drop out or do something, but we're paying you to do something, it ain't run for president." 
Yes, because missing that all important vote on September 8 on the confirmation of Roseann A. Ketchmark of Missouri as a U.S. District Judge for the Western District meant she only had 96 votes instead of 97.

The Real Clear Politics average of the polls shows Rubio in third place and Bush 3 in sixth place.

But the real news is that Jeb's youngest son sounds like Caroline Kennedy.

For all their money, you would think Familia Bush could afford speech lessons.

1 comment:

  1. Anyone saying "Like, dude" is not going to impress me with his rhetoric.