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Monday, October 19, 2015

An assistant high school football coach is now as powerful as Congress



Welcome to the United Silliness of America, where the Bremerton School District in Washington state has ordered Assistant Football Coach Joe Kennedy not to pray during a football game because if he did he would establish Christianity as the official religion of the nation. Doing so would violate the First Amendment, which begins:
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion...
An assistant high school football coaches are as powerful as Congress?

Cool.

Since Joe Kennedy by virtue of being an assistant high school football coach has the power of Congress, I would like to ask him to do a few things.

First, get the government out of my bathroom. The federal government restricts how much water my toilet may flush, has determined toilet paper can only come in white, and has banned scented toilet paper.

Next, bring back the incandescent light bulb.

Finally, he should repeal Obamacare.

That is all I ask.

The story on this farce order by the Bremerton school board is here.

3 comments:

  1. First, get the government out of my bathroom. The federal government restricts how much water my toilet may hlush, has determined toilet paper can only come in white, and has banned scented toiled paper. "hlush"? "toiled" paper? Dang them fingers!

    Western Washington is a dark, if not deep, blue. Eastern WA is not happy with them.
    Bremerton to Centralia is a looooooong bus ride. Can't see them as in the same conference.

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  2. Episode #2056848 of "Imagine the Reaction if this were a Muslim Who was Ordered Not to Pray".

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