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Tuesday, September 08, 2015

Hillary goes Full Hedley Lamarr

Headline: "Hillary Demands Loyalty Pledge."

Ah it is like a scene from "Blazing Saddles."
Hedley Lamarr: Repeat after me: I...
Men: I...
Hedley Lamarr: ...your name...
Men: ...your name...
Hedley Lamarr: [to himself] Shmucks.
[continues aloud]
Hedley Lamarr: ...pledge allegiance...
Men: ...pledge allegiance...
Hedley Lamarr: Hedley Lamarr...
Men: Hedy Lamarr...
Hedley Lamarr: THAT'S *HEDLEY*!
Men: That's Hedley!
Hedley Lamarr: ...and to the evil...
Men: ...and to the evil...
Hedley Lamarr: ...for which he stands.
Men: ...for which he stands.
Hedley Lamarr: Now go do... that voodoo... that YOU do... SO WELL!
You never go Full Hedley Lamarr.


  1. Heh. Blazing Saddles.
    One can only hope that Hillary gets to sit on one.

    I wouldn't want to do a Number 6 on her.

  2. "We gotta protect our phony baloney jobs gentlemen!"

  3. I am reminded of the Loyalty Pledge required of the airmen in Catch 22 before they could eat a meal.

  4. Sieg heil, mein Hitlery! Sieg heil!

    Just remember that 9 out of 10 Liberal Democrats go apoplectic when grade school children are required to cite the pledge of allegiance in school.

  5. Good thing the GOP doesn't demand a loyalty pledge from its party's presidential candidates.

  6. Im ty-werd of wuv....uninspy-werd..

  7. A pledge so Hillary can be spontaneous.

  8. How dare you insult that fine statesman, Hedy, urm Hedley Lamarr with this invidious comparison to The Dowager Empress of Chappaqua! *heh*