1. Denial. Can you believe this idiot is running for president? He's a loon with bad hair.
2. Anger. Can you believe what he said about Megyn Kelly?
3. Bargaining. Well, maybe with Scott Walker and John Kasich in the Cabinet he won't be so bad.
4. Depression. I cannot believe we elected this clown president.
5. Impeachment. You really think the Washington Socialist Industrial Complex is going to let him serve a full term? They will never, ever accept him.