"Californian to Texan translation guide" pic.twitter.com/gUpOc4oDMR
— Tiffiny Bond (@RedHatGeek) August 8, 2014
Seen it before, and like to see it again.
For Pete's sake, don't encourage those morons to migrate to Texas. Do you think they're smart enough or introspective enough to ask themselves why they have to move, or are moving, in the first place. NO.