Hillary: You can trust me this time because I have stolen enough.
Huckabee: Time for another governor from Arkansas.
O'Malley: I'll do for the USA what I did for Baltimore.
Bernie: At least I am honest about being a socialist.
Rand Paul: Not as crazy as his father.
Warren: Take America back, to 1932.
Biden: Come on, guys, it's my turn now.
Jeb: What Biden said.
James Webb: At 69, I am the median age of Democratic candidates.
Kucinich: I don't look so crazy now compared to these guys.